It’s That Bad
I was sitting in a cafe when I locked eye contact with a girl for two seconds. The first thought to my head was, “Not from Argentina.” I walked by her table of friends and they were speaking Hebrew....
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Perfect
There is an Argentine man that I cannot forget about. I never got his name but he pops in my head whenever I eat in a restaurant. I remember his smile more than anything. I was in a nice restaurant in...
View ArticleI Felt Ashamed
My first night in Buenos Aires I went to a restaurant with two Australians I knew from Cordoba. After our meal a 40′s-something woman with a stack of newspapers came inside the restaurant and walked to...
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Patagonia
I was getting used to the travel writing thing until I sat down to write the article on Patagonia. I realized that it’s so much easier writing about people and events than frozen water, so I had to do...
View ArticleArgentine Girls Final Thoughts
PREVIOUSLY: School Of Argentine Girls 1. Argentine girls love disappearing. You think they are loving you hours after you first approached, and then they just ditch you. This may be a reason why...
View ArticleThe Odds
I just got this message: A French canadian guy came across a guestbook entry at a certain hostel in valpo. He was astounded that the entry happened to be yours, as he had bumped into you in cusco and...
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Iguazu Falls
When you think of South America, the first thing that comes to you is Machu Picchu (or favelas), but as I get deeper into my trip I’m convinced that Machu Picchu is popular for only one reason: it’s...
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Twenty-Four Hours In Buenos Aires
I think it’s a safe bet that most of you will visit Buenos Aires at some point, though maybe a few people less after my killjoy discussions on Argentine women. During severe rainstorms the sewage...
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Brazilian, Argentine, & American Girls
Previously: Introduction To Brazilian Girls How To Pick Up Argentine Girls Brazilian: “Where are you from?” Argentine: *Crickets* American: “What do you do?” Brazilian: Open toe slippers with some...
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The Three Best Cities In South America
I’ve been to 33 cities in every South American country except Colombia, Guyana, French Guinea, and Suriname. Even though I’m confident three of those four countries would never make the list, I may...
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Argentine Girls Are Weird
I just got a friend request on Facebook from a girl in Argentina I didn’t recognize. It took me a couple minutes to figure out who it was. In December I hit on this Argentine girl in a Buenos Aires...
View ArticleEcuador Death Road & We’re Pretty Much Homeless
I’m editing my next video production, which will be ready on Monday. Here’s two other very short videos you may have not seen. The first is called Ecuador Death Road. Captions throughout help guide you...
View ArticleArgentine Girls Final Thoughts II
PREVIOUSLY: Argentine Girls Final Thoughts “Sex is mathematics.” —American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis One class of email I get are guys who need advice on how to deal with girls from Argentina. I’m...
View ArticleColombia Analysis
I’m getting a lot of questions about how Colombia is, especially the girls. I’m going to hold off until after I leave to give you the complete run-down because I want to make conclusions on the full...
View ArticleWhy Travel To A Country That Is Harder To Get Laid Than The U.S.?
I got an excellent response to my American Girls Are Easy post: I always kind of got the impression that THE major benefit of going to places like Colombia was that they were stocked full of beautiful...
View ArticleHow To Pick Up Argentine Girls (From An Argentine Guy)
Comment from the other day: You talk about how hard Argentina is but for me it was the biggest pick-up cakewalk I have ever had. The only one I have ever had. The women chased me aggressively. The...
View ArticleHow To Bang Argentine Girls: The Final Chapter
There are a few things I learned upon my return trip to Cordoba, Argentina. 1. A white Argentine girl is harder to bang than one with a little bit of brown in her. These brown girls are more similar to...
View ArticleMost Livable Country: Colombia, Brazil, or Argentina?
My master plan was to live in Colombia, Brazil, and Argentina for six months each, and then evaluate which was best to live in for extended periods of time. Here are the total lengths of time I stayed...
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Roosh’s Argentina Compendium: Pickup Tips, Guides, And Stories
Roosh’s Argentina Compendium is a book that helps you sleep with Argentine women in Argentina without having to resort to prostitutes. It gives travel information and stories on eight popular cities...
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Top 5 South American Countries With The Hottest Girls
Since South America is a popular destination for American men, I wanted to give more detail on the level of talent you can find there. For each country on this list I included three photos of girls who...
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